Soft, slightly oversized crewneck with a dry-wit vintage illustration across the chest: a headscarf-clad woman in sunglasses holding a smug cat, with the cheeky line “Shit happens. Flush it & move on.” Neutral beige blocks run down each sleeve for a retro, collage-like finish. The midweight cotton-poly blend and tubular knit make this sweatshirt cozy, low-fuss, and built to keep its shape wash after wash. Wear it on slow mornings, road trips, or when you need a quiet reminder to shrug and keep going.
Product features - Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth without bulk - Tubular, seamless body with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for durability - Embroidery placement options and printed inner neck/wrist labels using DTF and DTG methods - OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically sourced US cotton (Gildan 18000 base) - Heather sport blend option and pearlized tear-away label to reduce itchiness
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not dryclean -
